Maybe I should just stop right there, because that’s all it was.

1 loaf of good, crusty bread, cut down the middle, spread with butter, and broiled for a minute.
1 c. goat cheese, softened, with some cream added to make it smoother and stickier.
2 pears, sliced thin.
1/2 lb bacon, cooked crisp.

Spread cheese on bread, add pears and bacon, slice into servings, eat.

Some pepper mixed in with the cheese would not have gone amiss.